Pippa Middleton's butt has captivated a nation, no wait, make that, "captivated the world."
Kim Kardashian's basketball butt is a thing of the past, so is J.Lo's "Jenny from the Block" behind. Women are flocking to plastic surgeons claiming they want a butt lift so they can look like Pippa Middleton from behind.
A Miami Plastic surgeon tells the "Telegraph" that women are declaring Pippa the "new queen of booty" and that previous butt idolizations of Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez are "a bit too big" for most women. Pippa Middleton has a butt for the every-woman, for ladies who want to be booty-licious without looking like a vide-HO.
"The latest craze here in the US and all over the world is to get the Pippa Butt Lift," says the surgeon. Or people could work out and stop eating so much, that would work too (this being said as I cancel my pilates membership and stuff chocolate cake balls in my mouth. I wish I were joking).
The Pippa craze in general and the butt obsession in specific all started at the Royal Wedding when Pippa was photographed from behind touting a nice, but not incredible butt. I mean, it's a nice butt but nothing to write home about..."Dear Mom: The UK is great...so is Pippa Middleton's ass..." C'mon!!!
However, a butt expert (is that a thing?) was featured on the TLC documentary "Crazy About Pippa" and claims that Pippa's wedding ass was actually the product of padding because she's must flatter in jeans. After studying pics of Pippa in jeans, this "butt expert" said, "I'm not convinced that it's completely natural. Because I think, if you look at other photos of her and you see her in jeans, she's got quite a flat bottom."
Now that I look at that wedding photo again, she does look a little lumpy. She's got a little lump in the trunk.
So much has been made of Pippa's derriere that a website titled pippasass.com was created and is basically just a series of articles and photos were they zoom in on her ass.
But apparently it isn't just Pippa's ass that women want to recreate. Plastic surgeons are claiming that women come in asking for Pippa's nose too. Some are saying they just want the whole "Pippa Body," which sounds like the synopsis of a horrible Dateline NBC special, "Pippa's Body: The deadly quest for perfection."
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